welcome back, you old bastard

Almost a year on I am attempting to resurrect this blog.

Why now?

Well, to account for the fact that it has been so long, I will say nothing more than this: I am a lazy, unenthused wench.

Now off to enjoy Ladette to Lady after Kitchen Nightmares, followed by Balls of Steel and Girls of the Playboy Mansion. (I know what you're thinking... Channel Nine is the new Channel Ten, when did this happen????)